janekrahe:

likebluefire:

feliciakainzandtorishai:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

looz-y:

#AND THEN THERES SHANG

ALADDIN’S REACTION TO SHANG, THO

#Can we talk about the fact Shang looks like he’s ready to punch Aladdin in the face?

hamburgay:

Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To the naive comments:

Please take notice that this gif is a scene from the movie “GREMLINS”, the cellphone is cut in. Do not, I repeat,DO NOT PUT YOU FREAKIN PHONE IN THE MICROWAVE, IT WILL SRSLY EXPLODE (no joke, be safe)

In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. You’ve been warned. [x]

burning-soul:

PictureWendy

Ame… Ame! Are you going to leave?
But… I still haven’t done a single thing for you.
I still haven’t… And yet…

sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg

hairandglasses:

“Drop the bass, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the bass. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

“Drop the bass, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”